shark-kiss:

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two things i want:

• a chopped-style cooking show where the judges have no cooking experience
  
• a chopped-style cooking show where the competitors have no cooking experience

“i open the basket and i see tomatoes, and i’m immediately thinking ‘oh fuck i dont even like tomatoes god shittign damn”

A chopped-style cooking where where neither the judges nor the competitors have any cooking experience, but both groups are told that the other group does, and they try to convince each other that they do too with nonsense words and unnecessarily complicated dishes.